“If I had met you in a bar, and asked for your number, I would have thought you were giving me a fake one just to blow me off.”—Clerk at the tech store, after taking my phone number for records. Apparently, it sounds made up.
“It’s like…have you ever gone to prom—you guys went to prom—and you get beheaded. So you go to pick up your date, only it’s kinda awkward cos you’ve got no head…it’s worse than going with a pimple…”—JMC Prof. talking about…something. I think it was about making errors in our stories and getting Auto-E’s?